Virtual children are undoubtedly worse than the real thing. Diminutive, shrill and noisy, you can#8217;t even send them to the naughty step when they#8217;re misbehavin#8217;. We#8217;re used to solving our videogame problems with violence, but due to standards of #8216;good taste#8217;,#160;that approach isn't generally allowed with#160;young-uns. Often voiced by high-pitched women because kids can#8217;t act, they also tend to look...weird - like shrunken adults. Because of this, we#8217;ve put together a list of youngsters in games whose toys we#8217;d love to take away, but can#8217;t.