DICE doesn't fully understand why people want Battlefield: Bad Company 3

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DICE doesn't fully understand why people want Battlefield: Bad Company 3

Added: 24.06.2014 10:25 | 3 views | 0 comments

"No-one can really put their finger on what it is people love.".
The year is 2314. The last android butler has now expired after a protracted proxy war with the Saucer People, who have been chased back to their capital planet in the Horsehead Nebula. Human skin is now stored in freezers overnight to slow the ageing process. Kitchen cupboards contain wormholes that allow you to take foodstuffs directly from the hands of sentient raccoon slaves, toiling in the granola mines of Mercury. And DICE still hasn't made a third Battlefield: Bad Company game, though it continues to broach the topic at intervals just to annoy people.