“I’m sorry, but the Princess is in another castle.” It’s one of the worst things an adventurer can hear after hours of futilely platforming through rooms and rooms of hazards in a daring rescue attempt. But sadly, it seems to happen more and more for our favorite video game stars these days. Of course, this was never so bad for the gamers, as it meant another level was right around the bend. You would just think that after the first time, Mario would have installed GPS tracking in Princess Peach’s cell phone.