Sniper Elite 3 Xbox One - last look before our review

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Sniper Elite 3 Xbox One - last look before our review

Added: 15.06.2014 10:08 | 12 views | 0 comments

I am the god of Helfaya.
Sniping - it's serious business. Lying at the top of a tower, surrounded by your own traps, waiting minutes for the enemy guard patrols you've been watching to convene around an exploding barrel. Is it any wonder snipers like to amuse themselves by scoring the odd super-precise testicle shot? Sniper Elite 3 is the curious blend of po-faced solemnity and genital puerility that only happens in videogames. Imagine if Schindler's List ended with Hitler getting a football kicked into his groin. I honestly don't know if that would be brilliant or not.