Bees. Bees? BEES.
Star of Arrested Development and the titular man-horse in Bojack Horseman, Will Arnett, has been picked by Xbox to start his own gaming chat show with his "bros".
Here's a gassy new trailer ahead of its Spring release.
There aren't too many life problems that can't be solved with the use of gas. Debt, illness, sucked into a magic TV set - the application of *parp* gas will usually set you free, my friend. Indie devs Rock Pocket Games understand this only too well, which is why their colourful puzzle platformer Shiftlings is all about the gaseous stuff.
It's an elimination race adding 10 new tracks.
Remember The Crew? It's only been a few weeks since Ubisoft's *shudder* 'CaRPG' released, but it feels like it could have been a year. Thankfully, Crewbisoft (Ubisoft) are updating it regardless, and there's a big new patch heading to the game on February 12th.
Improves loading times, links the game up with that match-3 thing.
As per Charlie Darwin's Theory of Evolution, Turtle Rock's multiplayer monster 'em up will be 'evolving' very shortly after its release. That's thanks to 3GB of data that will be downloaded down your interpipes the moment you stick the disc in. As day one patches go, it's a bit of a big'un, and unless you want to play offline against computer non-people, you're going to have to accept it into your life. And, naturally, your hard drive.
Ooooh Phil, you tease.
The Xbox One guys are really keen on teasing things through Twitter, and this time it's the long-awaited screenshot feature, which has been "coming soon" for a while.
NetherRealm are going all-out with the game's online modes.
Another week, another Mortal Kombat trailer - but, stick around, this one's actually quite informative. NetherRealm's latest video introduces the game's Faction War system, an endless kerfuffle between five factions that runs across every platform.
Shadow of Mordor wins pretty much everything else.
Dragon Age: Inquisition is a vast game filled with some great characters, some lovely environments, some funny and thoughtful writing, and a lot of fetch quests, and it's been rewarded for all that (well, maybe not the fetch quests) with a DICE Summit Game of the Year award.
A bundle of standalone Nazi Zombie Sniper Elite DLC.
Rebellion's grisly Sniper Elite spin-off series is coming to Xbox One in early March, in a bundle that collects (and remasters) the first two Nazi Zombie games, while adding a new third one into the mix.
FINALLY, the controller won't take a year to turn on.
Ahhhh, February. Love is in the air, the baby lambs are bouncing around the fields and oh - what's that? A newborn Xbox One update! Awww, it's so cute.
A co-op FPS set in the Warhammer universe.
Fatshark Games - they wot made War of the Roses, War of the Vikings and *cough* Escape Dead Island - have announced a new co-op FPS set in the world of Warhammer (not to be confused with the World of Warcraft).
Demo will be available the same day as Type-0.
You've seen a cat's and dog's eye view on the world of Final Fantasy XV, but are you ready to play it from the perspective of a human? Square Enix released a new trailer during their latest Active Time Report a few hours ago, showing off a few morsels of footage and confirming when Episode Duscae (AKA the demo) will be available.
With four times the number of levels as the original.
Frogmind's Badland won all sorts of awards after it appeared on iOS back in 2013, and a remastered version is heading to the "big screens" this year. No, not to the cinema - although you could rig that up, I suppose - but to PC and consoles.
In the Game of Thrones, you win or you buy Game of Thrones.
With a release date that's more reliable than George R R "Let's Delay It Again" Martin, Telltale has just released episode 2 of their Game of Thrones series. You might not like the weird painterly style that makes it look like someone rubbed bleach over the Mona Lisa. You might not like being a minor part of the epic story you know is going on elsewhere. You might not even like any of the characters. But... eh, get over it.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
A Lego version of Jurassic Park isn't quite as clamoured after as, say, Lego Harry Potter or Lego Lord of the Rings were, but it is kinda exciting now that one's on the way. Following the reveal t'other day, Warner Bros have released a few details, along with a short, sorta funny teaser trailer.
An announcement so shocking you might need rubber boots.
We know there's a new Borderlands in development, because Gearbox have been teasing it for ages. But is it being made with new-gen consoles in mind? Yes, obviously, but it's just been confirmed by publishers 2K anyway.
See old foes in new places, waiting around to kill you.
Are you ready to play Dark Souls 2 all over again? Well, you'd better mentally prepare yourself - you only have a couple of months before its Xbox One re-release. Ahead of April 7th, how about a new trailer showing a few of the changes to enemy placements, and some of the graphically enhanced environments?
Far Cry 4 less money.
Can you get these deeeeals? Can you pay for all of these deeeals? Can you save some money for meaaaals? If you can then baby let's chiiiill. Destiny's Child there, with "Deals, Deals, Deals" - a song that really highlights how exciting these deals are.
[Insert skateboarding term here].
Indie devs/publishers Curve Digital are busy porting 2D skate-'em-up OlliOlli to Xbox One, and they've just downed their keyboards, monitors and, er, Excel spreadsheets for a moment to announce a release date. Well, a vague release date. OK, a release month. OlliOlli is coming to Xbox One "mid-March", giving you just over a month to practice your 180 kickflip negative 360 pop-shovits and look I'm out of my depth here OK?
Could Noob Saibot be next?.
Mortal Kombat's Ermac has an interesting history. The soul-sucking ninja started life as a Sheng Long-style urban legend - caused by an apparent glitch in the original game - before Midway turned him into an actual character for Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3.
A horror adventure heavy on the noir, not so much the blanc.
White Night might be the noir-iest noir game I've seen for quite some time. It's a survival horror of sorts set in a mansion drenched in shadow, your only friend being the occasional cone or shaft of light barely illuminating your surroundings.
