Come see the sights of Thedas.
Oh how I'd swap rainy grey London for Thedas any day. Sure, Thedas might be kind of grey and rainy sometimes too, but at least there I could work my weather-based frustrations out on a giant or a dragon or something with my badass sword.
Microsoft issues step-by-step guide to getting your console up to speed.
Xbox One's stereo headset adapter, which will allow you to use third party chat headsets with the Xbox One, is set to release next week - just in time for a little-known title called Titanfall. Perhaps you've heard of it?
The Phantom Pain's story "more than 200x bigger than Ground Zeroes".
Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes is too small, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is too big - is Kojima Productions currently being run by a blonde woman and three bears? Because that would explain a fair bit, actually.
#163;19.99 or $24.99 all in.
EA has shared details of Titanfall's inevitable Season Pass, which includes access to three DLC packs in total, comprising new maps and other, currently unconfirmed content. It'll cost you #163;19.99 or $24.99 US, with a price tag for Australia TBC.
More to come at GDC?.
Microsoft has filed applications with the United States Patent & Trademarks Office for two new "game software" trademarks - Tentacles: Enter the Mind and Ori and the Blind Forest. Pretty mystifying, no?
Gearbox hands its psychotic baby over to Telltale for a gun-light reworking.
Telltale Games pulled a classic bait-and-switch at the otherwise-awful VGX show, with an announcement that everyone assumed would be the new Game of Thrones series. What we saw couldn't have been more different from the straight-faced tale of snow and relentless murder. Borderlands has murder, for sure. And yes, the sequel had snow. But call Borderlands straight-faced, and it'll laugh hysterically, and bite your nose off.
Developer also compares his development team to the characters in Breaking Bad.
Hideo Kojima has said that his upcoming open-world sneak 'em up Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes won't shy away from themes people consider "sensitive". Kojima explained "If we don't cross that line, if we don't make attempts to express what we really want to express, games will only be games."
The "K" in "K-pop" stands for "Kinect", apparently.
Apologies for the shortage of updates this afternoon, everybody. I've been saving myself up for this news piece about the latest Project Spark video, created in the just-launched Xbox One beta. It's got a certain... style.
It's 14th October 2014, according to Gamestop.
You'll notice, fair reader, that I haven't done any news reporting on the tidal wave of Batman: Arkham Knight information that's been pervading the web in the last 24 hours.
"We're committed to delivering continuous innovation," says Microsoft.
Are you still waiting to download today's Xbox One system update? Why not divert yourself by reading about the next one, then. Yes, it's never too soon.
The Batmobile! Chained takedowns! Smashable glass! Other stuff!.
Much like Batman stringing up a series of goons by their ankles, the residents of NeoGAF have plucked a range of Batman: Arkham Knight details from the latest issue of Game Informer. Tell me, have you ever wanted to eject from the seat of a rocket-powered tank in order to smash through a window at freak velocity and kick a robber in the kidneys? Because you'll be able to, providing you own an Xbox One, PS4 or appropriately muscle-bound PC, later this year.
Xbox 360 version should receive the same level of support.
Titanfall is to receive a mixture of paid DLC and free updates, Respawn's Vince Zampella has confirmed. The developer is presently working on a day one patch that will roll over to the Xbox 360 version of the game, developed by Bluepoint Games.
Microsoft's Marc Whitten explores the contents of the dashbaord.
Microsoft has released the latest, multiplayer-centric Xbox One update, introducing a new dashboard, tweaks for the console's internet browser, SmartGlass app and chat systems, and a few general performance improvements.
"Unfortunately it's something that every major studio has to do sometimes," says parent company Square Enix.
Thief developer Eidos Montreal has let go 27 of staff members, a week after releasing its reboot of the Thief series. The reason for the round of redundancies has not been revealed.
Mere days to go till you can punch mechs for humanity.
Your Titan is almost ready, Pilot. Microsoft has released the launch trailer for Respawn's Xbox One debut, the needs-no-introduction Titanfall. Come, let us complete our afternoons by looking on in ecstasy as massive robots shoe each other in... well, whatever robots have instead of genitalia. Ventilation systems, perhaps? Gyrometers?
Batmobile, Harley Quinn and Two-Face feature.
Warner Bros has released the very first trailer for Batman: Arkham Knight, its first and last Arkham game for Xbox One. Catch it below. I'll have more thoughts for you in a jiffy.
New details surface care of Game Informer.
Batman: Arkham Knight will release on Xbox One this year, according to the latest issue of Game Informer, and will be Rocksteady's final Arkham game - though not necessarily the final Arkham game full stop. Or, indeed, the final Rocksteady game to feature Batman. Ooh, mysterious!
Preorder for #163;49.99.
Holy Catalogue Update, Mr Wayne! UK retailer GAME has listed Batman: Arkham Knight for release on Xbox One, PS4 and PC. The listings include a price and boxart, but no release date. Have a look.
Update 15.00 GMT - download it "within the next hour or so".
That hideous bang you heard just now? That's the sound of minds being blown - either that, or you've forgotten to turn the gas off again. Team Dakota's game creation sim Project Spark goes live today on Xbox One, allowing users to sculpt, play and share entire worlds for the very reasonable price of absolutely nothing whatsoever.