Added: 19.05.2014 21:22 | 1 views | 0 comments


Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor delivers a dynamic game environment where the player orchestrates their personal plan of vengeance as they bend Mordor to their will. The game begins on the night of Sauron's return to Mordor, as his Black Captains brutally execute the Rangers of the Black Gate. Players become Talion, a ranger who loses his family and everything he holds dear, only to be returned from death by a mysterious Spirit of vengeance. As Talion's personal vendetta unfolds, players uncover the mystery of the Spirit that compels him, discover the origin of the Rings of Power and confront the ultimate nemesis.

Added: 19.05.2014 18:57 | 4 views | 0 comments


A game in need of sensitivity counseling. I’ll admit that sometimes I don’t entirely understand the gamut of games Japan has to offer. On one hand, there are gameplay and artistic masterpieces like . This is not an RPG for everyone; that much is for certain. Unfortunately, the elements that makes it so niche are either overwrought or downright repellant. The premise in this sequel is that the ultimate god of the twelve worlds, Syrma, crosses paths with the pompous imperialist, Lady Chou Chou, protagonist of . After falling into an odd coffin Syrma carries, Chou Chou is bled dry of most of her powers and her stature, being reduced to a diminutive little munchkin. Syrma surmises that if she absorbs the powers of eleven other gods, the overflowing power will return Chou Chou to her original size and possibly stop some impending doom she can vaguely predict. Honestly, the story could have been repurposed into something more serious and immediate, compelling the player to pursue the finale with the hunger many other RPGs inspire. Not that I am against lighthearted tales, but this one is so vapid and ignorable I’m surprised anyone put pen to paper to write it. Besides its woeful linearity the characters you meet are so inept, it’s a surprise the player can defeat enemies with their party at all. In every dialogue, the party members act embarrassingly and often undermine each other. It’s playful but tiring. And though the soundtrack improves as the game progresses, each of these scenes is accompanied by something tantamount to circus music—annoyingly plucky and repetitious enough to haunt your dreams. Another one the game's sins is the way in which "cut-scenes" are employed. Having played games like , I’m familiar and mostly fine with the method of having large character portraits talking to the viewer. However, Mugen Souls Z puts absolutely no effort into conveying the acts they’re describing. Instead of watching a character run away, the other ones will just say, "Hey, she’s running away!" One of the main antagonists tries to wake up another character by actually verbalizing, "Poke poke. Nudge nudge," instead of doing it on the screen for players to see. Except for a select few moments, the majority of events in the story are told to you instead of acted out with animation. I’d chalk this up to a limitation in technology, but this game is on , not PS2. All the graphics, though colorful and clear, are so simplistic and blocky that I was concerned 2000 might call asking for its game back. That the cleanly drawn portraits barely even move during dialogue sequences makes the dated nature of the visuals even more disconcerting. Sure enough, the only highlights come during battles initiated by encounters on the drab, uninteresting stages. As more special moves are unlocked, their nature becomes increasingly showy and over-the-top, inundating the screen with flashes and explosions. As the party member count and levels increase, there will be an overabundance of these special moves to dish out even if SP remains a precious resource. Each battle is turn-based, and each character has the ability to run about the field within a certain radius. The battlefield also features crystals which cause various enhancing and disabling status effects in their little areas. By utilizing moves with the Blast Off feature, which unlocks several chapters into the game, players can actually play pinball with their enemies and move these crystals around to different locations albeit with limited accuracy. [gallery=451] Admittedly, the only fun to be had in Mugen Souls Z is in its battles, but they are absolutely inundated with a ridiculous number of systems. I should first note that many of these unlock at a rate, but by contrast, the learning method is nowhere near as strong. Whenever something new is unlocked for the player, the game literally displays what looks like a manual page with a few lines of description. These "tutorials," if you’d even call them that, are then not even accessible unless you return to the main hub, the G-Castle, so if you wish to recall any of the million different systems on the world map or battlefield, you’re shit out of luck. I’d honestly have been fine with a few of these things, but it feels like the developers threw as much as they could into the pot in the hopes that players would find something flavorful. There are Ultimate Soul moves which attack every enemy, Damage Carnivals which increase post-battle bonuses each time a meter is filled, chained special moves that employ multiple party members to cause high damage, Fever Mode which increases Blast Off potential after players break crystals, space battles involving G-Castle’s robot form, and it goes on and on. All of these things have their own meters and individual points requirements—SP, Mugen Points, Power Points, Fever Stars, G-up, etc.—and all of them left me wishing for just one complex battle system that’s easy to approach and fun to master. One of the useful but also most reprehensible systems involves [groan] Fetish Poses. Fetish Poses. Let that sink in while I explain their purpose. The basic idea is that Syrma has the ability to "peonify" enemies, turning them into Shampurus, increasing Mugen Points and powering up G-Castle. Peonifying enemies will also cause Syrma’s coffin to deploy health and buffers during battles. Syrma accomplishes this by literally seducing enemies. By pushing the Captivate button, you are given a selection of seductive poses to use with varying degrees of success. Syrma can also transform her body and personality into one-dimensional archetypes, such as Hyper, Ditzy, Sadist, or Bipolar, which enhance her ability to seduce specific enemies with specific Moe affinities. These Fetish Poses can also be used to seduce the crystals and various places in each world with clues like "It’s into complicated girls," or "It likes to be dominated." So to be clear, Syrma, who despite being an old god has the body of a well-endowed teenager, must use her body and sexuality to seduce non-humanoid creatures and animals into her employ. These poses often involve her laying on the ground with her legs spread apart or bending away from the viewer to flash her lace panties. Depending on the stat-increasing clothing she is wearing, more of her body may be exposed, though never to the extent of fully exposing a breast or her genitals. No, Mugen Souls Z relies heavily on underboob, sideboob, and boob windows to get the job done, but this is not the full extent of the overt sexism, fetishism, or hypersexualization. Absorbing powers from other gods always results in a female character being thrown in the coffin where she is groped by slimy, ectoplasmic tentacles as she expresses discomfort while her body is often tortured and exposed for players. This happens regardless of perceived age: the first god appears to be about 9 years-old, yet you see her panties still, and another teenage-ish character is molested while the male god she is trapped with orgasms to her cries. Each of these scenes is proceeded by a sauna scene where clouds of steam strategically cover nipples. I am, frankly, disgusted and embarrassed by this game and the playful nature it tries to assign to supernatural sexual assault and exploitation of prepubescent girls. It mars what could otherwise be a par grinding RPG experience, however over-complicated and silly it is at times. Whereas some developers joke about how many cups of coffee were consumed during development, I’m sure Compile Heart is keeping its tally on the number of tissue boxes and lube they consumed a secret. Copy provided by publisher. Exclusive to PS3.

Added: 18.05.2014 15:14 | 5 views | 0 comments


Carl Williams writes, "It is no secret that North Korea is slightly behind the times in just about every conceivable measure. There have been wild stories from people that have defected and gotten out of North Korea over the years and apparently, now there is going to be a game that chronicles the powers that Kim Jong-un has, or at least thinks he has. Thanks to Moneyhorse Games, Glorious Leader will hit the PC sometime soon. Read on for the wackyness that ensues in this game."

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Critically Sane ranks the games of 2014, May edition. CS: "April was lax in bringing us any new games but with Mays big titles fast approaching and Don having bought an Xbox One we see a bit of a shift in the rankings"

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The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is the sequel to 2012s The Amazing Spider-Man, developed by Beenox. This is Beenoxs fourth Spider-Man game in five years, their second attempt at an open-world Spider-Man game and is, in many ways, their worst effort yet.

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Plus, important discussions about the Power Rangers movie.
On this week's Off The Record we talk about important things like which of the classic Power Rangers cast could make an appearance in the upcoming Lionsgate movie.

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Plus, important discussions about the Power Rangers movie.
On this week's Off The Record we talk about important things like which of the classic Power Rangers cast could make an appearance in the upcoming Lionsgate movie.

Added: 14.05.2014 11:03 | 6 views | 0 comments


Capybara's lunatic side-scroller finally arrives.
Capybara's Super Time Force - a pixellated mind-merge of Back to the Future, the Power Rangers and 16 bit gaming at large - is finally here. The game can be downloaded right now on both Xbox 360 and Xbox One - it'll set you back $14.99 US, #163;11.99 or €14.99, with more regional pricing details to follow.