Bruce Wayne goes staff to Batclaw with Deathstroke.
Gosh, new Batman: Arkham Origins screenshots. They're the Monday morning equivalent of somebody slapping you across the face with a velvet glove - sumptuously detailed, crackling with superheroic savagery and black, black, black. Hey, maybe I should shut up and let you view them already.
Includes footage of Borderlands and Portal, augmented with projection tech.
Remember Xbox IllumiRoom? The device which projects game graphics beyond your TV screen? Microsoft R&D has now explicitly badged the thing as a next generation console peripheral, via an eye-popping new proof-of-technology video.
"ctOS pulling video, will be updated tomorrow".
Ubisoft has hinted that a brand new Watch Dogs video could be headed our way today, via the official Watch Dogs Twitter account.
YouTube video claims single player plot points, new movement mechanics and more.
Activision's new Call of Duty may dramatically overhaul aspects of Modern Warfare 3's multiplayer, according to an increasingly credible online source. YouTube user Drift0r posted a video over a month ago from PAX East, alleging that the new game would be titled Call of Duty: Ghosts - a claim that's been corroborated in recent times by hastily edited Tesco Direct product listings.
"Riveting all-new gameplay experience", "entirely new story, setting and cast".
Somebody really needs to keep Tesco Direct away from the internet. Having revealed Call of Duty: Ghosts to the world only last week, the retailer has just let slip that the game will release on 4th November 2013, possibly for both current and next generation consoles. Activision has yet to confirm all this, of course, but the evidence is pretty much impossible to dismiss.
Also rumoured: live gameplay recording, "massive" new achievements system, Twitter-style friends lists.
Polygon has fired off a salvo of new Xbox 720 rumours, which point to a dramatic expansion of the hardware's social and connected features. According to the site's contacts, the next Xbox won't mandate an internet connection as has been rumoured, but publishers will be able to impose this requirement for individual titles.
Give our intrepid previewer a helping hand.
Two amazing things will happen next Thursday - one, we'll move offices amid considerable chaos and confusion, and two, we'll publish a whopping new Grand Theft Auto 5 preview for your amusement and edification.
Live long and procrastinate.
You might have read our Star Trek review, which includes verbal constructions like "spasmodic, brain-dead" and "miserable, degrading". Perhaps you're unconvinced of the game's quality nonetheless, and are entertaining sneaky aspirations of the buying-it variety.
Exclusive VIP program revealed via the ultimate dramatic voiceover.
Ubisoft has released a new Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag trailer announcing an online VIP service for the game that's billed as "a place where true assassins shall gather".
"You're no longer searching for players with hard numbers and attributes.".
FIFA 14 producer Sebastian Enrique has shed a little more light on the new FIFA's Career Mode, and in particular its scouting system. I won't pretend to understand a single word of what follows - my approach to football has always been one of fear-scented apathy. But you? Perhaps you're made of sterner, better-informed stuff.
"We are extremely grateful for the contributions made by each of these individuals".
Following chief executive chairman John Riccitiello's departure in March, and layoffs at EA Montreal earlier this month, further redundancies have been announced at EA as the company moves to streamline several of its divisions.
Due for release on 23rd August, tells the origins of the XCOM organisation.
As it promised, 2K has just this morning announced The Bureau: XCOM Declassified. The game is now a third person shooter from 2K Marin - the team behind Bioshock 2. It's due for release on PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 on 20th August 2013.
Windows 8 core, always-online, will launch alongside Xbox Stingray.
Microsoft's new Xbox console will launch in early November this year, according to credible tech blogger Paul Thurrot (he's the chap who rumoured a 21st May reveal for the new machine, which has since been confirmed). Writing on his personal site, the veteran analyst also took time to echo a few of the more widely disseminated next gen Xbox rumours.
It's out in June, Dragonborn, so mark your diary.
In a spectacular twist of fate, Bethesda has confirmed that the Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim Legendary Edition boxart we dug up the other week does, indeed, correspond to a product by the name of Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim Legendary Edition. It's out on 7th June, and will cost #163;39.99 in the UK on Xbox 360.
Michael. Franklin. Trevor.
What teases. The official Rockstar Games site has just released an image suggesting the arrival of new trailers for each of its protagonists next week.
Lost Planet 3 producer talks finding the balance between story and gameplay.
Lost Planet 3 producer Andrew Szymanski believes that "not all games have to be everything for all people".
Toylogic shacks up with The Behemoth to upgrade roster.
Toylogic has announced a new title update for XBLA free-to-play effort Happy Wars, which adds a new game mode and costumes inspired by The Behemoth's venerated brawler Castle Crashers. Do Battleblock Theater outfits next, chaps.
Hopefully reflective of actual in-game environments.
Bungie has let rip with another salvo of Destiny concept artworks, care of the SaveRoom Minibar. They're extraordinarily pretty, but then most concept artworks are. Hopefully, the game itself (catch guarded snippets of Stayplation Four footage here) will be every inch as sumptuous.
New Battlefield to revive Commander Mode.
Battlefield 4 will release on 31st October 2013, according to EB Games pre-order materials spotted by BF4Central, which also shed more light on EA and DICE's plans for online. Retailers: officially leakier than a bucket made of rubber bands and Shreddies.
"A New Generation Revealed" at 6pm BST.
Microsoft will unveil the next generation of Xbox on 21st May. This is not a drill, people. Or any other kind of DIY implement, for that matter.