As games now rival films in their ability to whip up a shrieking whirlwind of hard cash and column inches, celebrities treat them less like a spoddy hobby and more like serious star vehicles. No more grainy mid-’90s FMV with Mark Hamill – nowadays we’re talking hi-def double bills with Ellen Page and Willem Dafoe. Even ol' Kevin Spacey has gotten in on the action. These are six of the most complete celebrity facial and vocal performances. Total dedication to the craft is all we accept. Recognise!

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007 games entered original territory after The World is Not Enough. This 2004 outing got Brosnan’s face and voice for the first and last time, though both Connery and Craig had a pop later.

Eating dust at the back of the racing pack while waiting to see What you need is the competitive edge that only an eye-searingly loud custom decal can provide. We risk blindness to bring you these…

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First things first: please don’t write in and say that those are actually leopard or ocelot markings. Firstly, this isn’t Stupid Spotty Cats: The Official Magazine, and secondly, we’ve burned our retinas clean off in the process of putting this piece together, so we wouldn’t be able to read them. Though remember: in Forza, as in real life, cheetahs never prosper.