I have run out of unique ways to talk about Angry Birds.
I've come this far, and always managed to come up with interesting ways to introduce the latest game. But readers, I am beat.
Welcome to Angry Birds Stella. A game about birds and pigs. And murder and destruction and waiting for five hours for some smoke to clear. This guide will help you boost your porcine kill count even further.
...
Rote is a pretty frustrating Android puzzler. It's all about moving boxes, but from my experience it's also about swearing and crying and wringing your hands in despair as well.
You control a little ball and the only aim is to get from one side of the level to another. Of course, nothing is ever simple, and there are blocks in your way.
You can push these, but combinations of similarly c...
Now I'm about as prepared to call myself an expert in twentieth century history as a toddler is to defuse a thermonuclear device, but I'm fairly sure that Hitler died in 1945. Fairly.
Fuhrer in LA, however, has other ideas. It's 1945, yes, but as the allied forces close in on Hitler's Berlin bunker an ingenious escape plan is hatched.
Thanks to some top-secret Nazi technology, Hitler sinks i...
Stealthy action side-scroller CounterSpy has verbed on to the App Store and the Google Play Store, bringing with it a cel-shady tale of adventure, espionage, and sneaking.
You play a C.O.U.N.T.E.R agent who needs to sabotage the plans of an evil organisation in order to maintain world peace and stop atomic bombs from destroying everyone on the planet.
The game captures the aesthetic of '...
Robot Dance Party is a free rhythm game played like a simplified Osu or Elite Beat Agents. It's available for free on both iOS and Android.
Before you hit the dance floor, you're able to design your own robot from spare parts.
There aren't many to choose from in the beginning - I ended up making a maid robot with a construction robot head.
A quick tutorial teaches you the basics, and then...
The zombie horde is closing in on Lee's rag tag group of survivors. The group is made up of, enemies, close friends, and - most painfully of all - his surrogate daughter Clementine.
If only you'd been quicker with your flipper finger, and had managed to score that multi-ball bonus, you would have at least pushed your highscore past that of your buddy's.
Wait, what?
Flipping hell
The Wa...
Here's a surprise: Run Sackboy! Run! has been announced by Sony XDev Europe today.
It's a free to play platform-survival spin-off of the LittleBigPlanet series. It'll be coming to Vita, but the most unexpected bit of this news is that it'll also be available on iOS and Android.
Using taps and swipes, you help Sackboy to run away from the Negativitron across The Gardens, The Canyons, and Aval...
The Bronze Award-winning Dead Trigger 2 has been download 27 million times. To celebrate, developer Madfinger Games has rolled out the "Summer Explorer" update.
This free update adds a new region for all players called Power-T10 with, apparently, tougher battles than anywhere else in the game.
Inside you'll find a unique hideout skin and new weapons including a Winchester 94 and the KSG sh...
Gaming is serious business on smartphones these days. Sure, we all like to play a bit of Angry Birds when we're waiting for the bus to arrive, but mobile games offer so much more than simple 2D experiences.
We're beginning to see complex 3D adventures on our phones which rival those witnessed on dedicated home consoles. As a result, a handset's aptitude for gaming is a key consideration when bu...
For its continued "making of" series, PocketGamer.biz sat down with Gameloft's product manager, Valeriu Ispir, to speak about Modern Combat 5: Blackout.
It's an insightful interview that discusses how the Modern Combat series has been so heavily compared to the ever-popular Call of Duty series.
Ispir also spoke about how first-person shooter controls are a "riddle" that needs to be cracked o...
Star Command is discounted by War Balloon Games quite regularly. So it dropping in price once again isn't all that special.
Still, if you haven't picked up this Bronze Award-winning space sim yet then do so now, I guess.
It's just 69p / 99c on iOS and Android right now, instead of the usual price of £1.99 / £2.99.
It's a game in which you build a ship, hire a crew, and take off around spa...
Kemco has given RPG Maker another spin on the "random" button and out has popped RPG Illusion of L'Phalcia. Try saying that out loud.
As expected, this is yet another old-school style RPG - Kemco is full of them.
This time you play a man called Ryser who is after the infinite power that the mythical Sword of Amal is said to possess.
Along the way, he runs into a mysterious girl being purs...
If you were wondering what the best-reviewed iOS and Android games on the web last month were, here are the iPhone Quality Index, iPad Quality Index, and Android Quality Index round-ups for August to fill you in.
The iPhone, iPad, and Android Quality Indexes boast over 650,000 reviews (in total) from websites like 148Apps, Pocket Gamer, and IGN, and use a unique metric to create a single defini...
It took just over a year, but Foursaken Media has now brought the Silver Award-winning Block Fortress to Android.
If you're not familiar, Block Fortress is a strange mix of tower defence and first-person shooter in a Minecraft-like world.
You're tasked with building a base from scratch to defend yourself from the meanies that come to kill you.
Once you've got your base together it plays l...
Rovio raised a few eyebrows, earlier this year, when it unveiled Angry Birds Stella: a colourful new puzzler with a predominately female cast and a bubbly pink female lead.
Some immediately thought of the female-focused LEGO Friends range, which is all about surprise parties, cupcakes, cute animals, and lots and lots of pink. Boys, meanwhile, get pirates, astronauts, warriors, and ninjas.
...
Angry Birds Stella is out right now on the App Store. And the Google Play Store. It doesn't seem to be out on any of the Windows platforms it's supposed to be coming out on though, so that's a bit of a shame.
The game is basically Angry Birds, but with a few tweaks here and there and a shiny coat of polish lavished atop it. The birds do different things, there's some free to play trappings,...
I think the makers of Super Monkey Ball Bounce might have played Peggle. Otherwise there's some weird cosmic coincidence going on here and we should probably call a medium.
The game is a puzzler starring everyone's favourite monkey, Ai Ai. Some stuff happens, other monkeys get kidnapped, and he decides his best course of action is to fire himself out of a cannon in an unabashed clone of Pop...
Angry Birds Stella is Angry Birds, but the birds are lady birds. Not ladybirds, or lady 'birds', but lady birds. They're strong and empowered and one of them lives in a house that has a ponytail.
It's all a bit gross, and it feels like a cynical ploy to sell lumps of plastic to kids. This is the Angry Birds designed to entice little girls into the web of T-shirts and bath toys and go-karts and ...
Several virtual reality game announcements have surfaced following the unveiling of Samsung's Gear VR headset for the Galaxy Note 4: Land's End, Temple Run VR, Omega Agent, and more.
Now, nDreams have added two more games to that list with Gunner and Perfect Beach, projects of completely contrasting nature that both take advantage of virtual reality's diverse potential.
Gunner is an action-p...
Fireproof Games, the developers behind the Gold Award-winning The Room series, have announced a new title called Omega Agent, a Samsung Gear VR exclusive.
Omega Agent will put you in control of a jetpack-strapped spy, who explores an isolated, "cold-war super-spies" training facility on a remote island.
Zip around with your jetpack, taking in the view and taking on some "daring missions" - a...
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I have run out of unique ways to talk about Angry Birds.
I've come this far, and always managed to come up with interesting ways to introduce the latest game. But readers, I am beat.
Welcome to Angry Birds Stella. A game about birds and pigs. And murder and destruction and waiting for five hours for some smoke to clear. This guide will help you boost your porcine kill count even further.
...
Rote is a pretty frustrating Android puzzler. It's all about moving boxes, but from my experience it's also about swearing and crying and wringing your hands in despair as well.
You control a little ball and the only aim is to get from one side of the level to another. Of course, nothing is ever simple, and there are blocks in your way.
You can push these, but combinations of similarly c...
Now I'm about as prepared to call myself an expert in twentieth century history as a toddler is to defuse a thermonuclear device, but I'm fairly sure that Hitler died in 1945. Fairly.
Fuhrer in LA, however, has other ideas. It's 1945, yes, but as the allied forces close in on Hitler's Berlin bunker an ingenious escape plan is hatched.
Thanks to some top-secret Nazi technology, Hitler sinks i...
Stealthy action side-scroller CounterSpy has verbed on to the App Store and the Google Play Store, bringing with it a cel-shady tale of adventure, espionage, and sneaking.
You play a C.O.U.N.T.E.R agent who needs to sabotage the plans of an evil organisation in order to maintain world peace and stop atomic bombs from destroying everyone on the planet.
The game captures the aesthetic of '...
Robot Dance Party is a free rhythm game played like a simplified Osu or Elite Beat Agents. It's available for free on both iOS and Android.
Before you hit the dance floor, you're able to design your own robot from spare parts.
There aren't many to choose from in the beginning - I ended up making a maid robot with a construction robot head.
A quick tutorial teaches you the basics, and then...
The zombie horde is closing in on Lee's rag tag group of survivors. The group is made up of, enemies, close friends, and - most painfully of all - his surrogate daughter Clementine.
If only you'd been quicker with your flipper finger, and had managed to score that multi-ball bonus, you would have at least pushed your highscore past that of your buddy's.
Wait, what?
Flipping hell
The Wa...
Here's a surprise: Run Sackboy! Run! has been announced by Sony XDev Europe today.
It's a free to play platform-survival spin-off of the LittleBigPlanet series. It'll be coming to Vita, but the most unexpected bit of this news is that it'll also be available on iOS and Android.
Using taps and swipes, you help Sackboy to run away from the Negativitron across The Gardens, The Canyons, and Aval...
The Bronze Award-winning Dead Trigger 2 has been download 27 million times. To celebrate, developer Madfinger Games has rolled out the "Summer Explorer" update.
This free update adds a new region for all players called Power-T10 with, apparently, tougher battles than anywhere else in the game.
Inside you'll find a unique hideout skin and new weapons including a Winchester 94 and the KSG sh...
Gaming is serious business on smartphones these days. Sure, we all like to play a bit of Angry Birds when we're waiting for the bus to arrive, but mobile games offer so much more than simple 2D experiences.
We're beginning to see complex 3D adventures on our phones which rival those witnessed on dedicated home consoles. As a result, a handset's aptitude for gaming is a key consideration when bu...
For its continued "making of" series, PocketGamer.biz sat down with Gameloft's product manager, Valeriu Ispir, to speak about Modern Combat 5: Blackout.
It's an insightful interview that discusses how the Modern Combat series has been so heavily compared to the ever-popular Call of Duty series.
Ispir also spoke about how first-person shooter controls are a "riddle" that needs to be cracked o...
Star Command is discounted by War Balloon Games quite regularly. So it dropping in price once again isn't all that special.
Still, if you haven't picked up this Bronze Award-winning space sim yet then do so now, I guess.
It's just 69p / 99c on iOS and Android right now, instead of the usual price of £1.99 / £2.99.
It's a game in which you build a ship, hire a crew, and take off around spa...
Kemco has given RPG Maker another spin on the "random" button and out has popped RPG Illusion of L'Phalcia. Try saying that out loud.
As expected, this is yet another old-school style RPG - Kemco is full of them.
This time you play a man called Ryser who is after the infinite power that the mythical Sword of Amal is said to possess.
Along the way, he runs into a mysterious girl being purs...
If you were wondering what the best-reviewed iOS and Android games on the web last month were, here are the iPhone Quality Index, iPad Quality Index, and Android Quality Index round-ups for August to fill you in.
The iPhone, iPad, and Android Quality Indexes boast over 650,000 reviews (in total) from websites like 148Apps, Pocket Gamer, and IGN, and use a unique metric to create a single defini...
It took just over a year, but Foursaken Media has now brought the Silver Award-winning Block Fortress to Android.
If you're not familiar, Block Fortress is a strange mix of tower defence and first-person shooter in a Minecraft-like world.
You're tasked with building a base from scratch to defend yourself from the meanies that come to kill you.
Once you've got your base together it plays l...
Rovio raised a few eyebrows, earlier this year, when it unveiled Angry Birds Stella: a colourful new puzzler with a predominately female cast and a bubbly pink female lead.
Some immediately thought of the female-focused LEGO Friends range, which is all about surprise parties, cupcakes, cute animals, and lots and lots of pink. Boys, meanwhile, get pirates, astronauts, warriors, and ninjas.
...
I think the makers of Super Monkey Ball Bounce might have played Peggle. Otherwise there's some weird cosmic coincidence going on here and we should probably call a medium.
The game is a puzzler starring everyone's favourite monkey, Ai Ai. Some stuff happens, other monkeys get kidnapped, and he decides his best course of action is to fire himself out of a cannon in an unabashed clone of Pop...
Several virtual reality game announcements have surfaced following the unveiling of Samsung's Gear VR headset for the Galaxy Note 4: Land's End, Temple Run VR, Omega Agent, and more.
Now, nDreams have added two more games to that list with Gunner and Perfect Beach, projects of completely contrasting nature that both take advantage of virtual reality's diverse potential.
Gunner is an action-p...
Fireproof Games, the developers behind the Gold Award-winning The Room series, have announced a new title called Omega Agent, a Samsung Gear VR exclusive.
Omega Agent will put you in control of a jetpack-strapped spy, who explores an isolated, "cold-war super-spies" training facility on a remote island.
Zip around with your jetpack, taking in the view and taking on some "daring missions" - a...
