Turtle Totem is a game in which you stack turtles up into the sky in order to save a kidnapped turtle princess.
You drop the turtles on top of one another, dodging the floating islands of spikes, sky mines, and collecting eggs.
You'll also need to swipe away incoming planes piloted by skull people that have come to dismantle your pile of shelled reptiles.
More importantly, there are ...
I'm going to level with you. Slide to Finish, while sounding like a rude joke, caught my attention because it involves cute animals.
Whether the game is any good is anyone's guess at this point.
But, really, who can resist a toboggan-riding bear collecting carrots to keep its hare friends fed and warm during a snowy winter.
Yes, I know, they should all be hibernating - but who cares? If i...
Colorbs is a mix of two common puzzle game types: match-3 and "falling blocks" (i.e. Tetris).
It's nothing new, per se, but it has a simplistic design with pleasant bubbles of colour to play around with.
"Move rows and match orbs in groups of three or more. Then wait for new blocks coming from the top of the screen. Do not allow your orbs stack too high," reads the game's description.
Ye...
Full Fat's All Star Quarterback isn't like other American football games, including its own NFL Flick Quarterback.
You won't be spending all of your time on the pitch in this one.
All Star Quarterback is as much about hitting it hard in the gym, buying cars and clothes, and gaining sponsors as much as it is about learning the tactics of the playbook to win matches.
It's a game that acknow...
Battle Riders is an oil stained, spiky racer that's just hit the App Store in New Zealand. That means it should be popping up in the UK at around midnight tonight.
The game sees you driving an armoured muscle car in a series of races. You've got guns, you've got spiky bits, and smashing into your opponents is highly encouraged.
You steer by tilting your device, and shoot with a couple of...
Valiant Hearts: The Great War, Ubisoft's World War I set graphic novel-style adventure game has just hit the App Store in New Zealand. That means it should be out in the UK at midnight tonight.
The game tells the story of four soldiers and a dog, and mixes together real-life events with a fictional narrative. There are puzzles to solve, areas to explore, and a lost love to reunite with a Ge...
Everyone has dreams about flying at some time or other. They're the most joyous dreams you can have.
The snoozing protagonist of 8bit Doves finds himself flying through a bizarre dream world too, but it doesn't seem to be a very pleasant experience.
In fact, this particular nightmare involves crashing into walls, and floors again and again. And again.
Swoopy birds
Anyone who says that ...
Duke Dashington is a tough-as-old-boots one-touch platformer that does things a little differently. It's just swooshed onto the New Zealand App Store, which means it should be hitting the UK at midnight tonight.
Rather than controlling the literally dashing duke with buttons, everything is done with swipes. Swipe up to dash up, left to dash left, and so on.
It takes a while to get used t...
Mikey Boots has just swooped onto the New Zealand App Store, which means the rocket-shoe powered third entry in the Mikey series should be hitting the UK at about midnight tonight.
Unlike previous games in the series, this time around you're floating through the air in your titular boots. Tap the right side of the screen to move up and right, and tap the left side of the screen to move up a...
Heavy Metal Thunder is a dark and grim game book adaptation that's just landed on the App Store. If you like your sci-fi bleak and your human race almost wiped out, this could be the digital adventure you've been waiting for.
The game begins with you gasping for air in a spaceship. And it gets worse from there. Get a decision wrong and it's likely to be fatal, get it right and you'll probab...
One of the games I've played on my PlayStation 4 is Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag. It rekindled my love of the franchise to the point that I'm very keen to see the next AC instalment: Assassin's Creed Unity.
And when I learned that a new Assassin's Creed mobile game was being made - entitled Memories - I was really rather excited.
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered this early vers...
Silver Award-winning tactical invertebrate blaster Worms 3 is on sale on the App Store right now.
So if you've ever fancied firing ridiculous weapons at worm-based versions of your friends, now would be the perfect time.
The game doesn't stray too far from the Worms formula, adding the odd twist here and there, but delivering a lot of silly, turn-based violence in the process.
At revi...
After the massive success of Hearthstone's first adventure, Curse of Naxxramas, Blizzard is ready to give players even more to do in the strategic, Warcraft-based card battler.
An upcoming expansion announced at PAX Prime by Game Director Eric Dodds will add about 100 new cards to the game's growing collection, as well as a new type of pack.
Massively spoke with Dodds at PAX, asking if the l...
Almightree is a clever, good looking puzzle platformer that adds a sprinkle of panic to the block-moving template.
The world you're walking on is constantly falling to bits, so as well as working out what you have to do, you need to make sure you're not wasting any precious time.
There's an eco-friendly message, some pretty impressive graphics, and a nod to the likes of Zelda here and there ...
On September 18th, Scotland votes as to whether it will become an independent country.
That's all the excuse I need to pretend that there's a massive Braveheart-style rivalry happening between England and Scotland.
Why not? Let's roll out some Scottish games and have them fight against some English ones.
What'll this achieve? Well, I can call the losers harsh words like "poop heads" and ...
Another year, another Madden. And whether or not this year's Madden NFL Mobile is a fumble will depend largely on individual opinions on free-to-play and energy timers. but if nothing else, it's significantly less restrictive than last year.
Kicks off right
After playing through a few of Madden NFL Mobile's tutorials you're free to play any or all of the modes on offer - Season, Live Events,...
Double Zero One Zero has confirmed that its "censorship simulator" The Westport Independent will be coming to iOS after all.
I checked out the game a little while ago upon finding out that it would be coming to Android at the same time as the PC release.
The iOS version was still up in the air at the time, but I have been told today that it will definitely be coming to Apple devices.
...
SUPERHYPER is Folmer Kelly's attempt to make a twitchy action game that you can play with just one hand.
"Earlier today I was on the metro and there were no seats available, playing SUPERHYPER while holding onto the safety rail for dear life was freaking awesome," he tells me.
It's lo-fi and minimalist just as Super Hexagon is, and has the same fast pace and high difficulty.
However, it p...
Remember Frogger? Crossy Road is just like that classic arcade game, except its creators call it a "froguelike".
There aren't many roguelike features in Crossy Road, admittedly. But you can see where studio Hipster Whale is coming from.
You tap to make your frog hop forward endlessly across busy roads and logs flowing down rivers. Each of these environments are randomly generated as you proc...
August is, traditionally, the slowest month for games. And in the world of consoles, that holds true.
The most exciting thing to play on Xbox One last month was the Netflix app.
But that's not the case for mobile. And on the App Store, August delivered some of the best games of the year. Five Gold Award winning games, and loads of other essential apps.
Get any of these games, then - all p...
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Turtle Totem is a game in which you stack turtles up into the sky in order to save a kidnapped turtle princess.
You drop the turtles on top of one another, dodging the floating islands of spikes, sky mines, and collecting eggs.
You'll also need to swipe away incoming planes piloted by skull people that have come to dismantle your pile of shelled reptiles.
More importantly, there are ...
I'm going to level with you. Slide to Finish, while sounding like a rude joke, caught my attention because it involves cute animals.
Whether the game is any good is anyone's guess at this point.
But, really, who can resist a toboggan-riding bear collecting carrots to keep its hare friends fed and warm during a snowy winter.
Yes, I know, they should all be hibernating - but who cares? If i...
Colorbs is a mix of two common puzzle game types: match-3 and "falling blocks" (i.e. Tetris).
It's nothing new, per se, but it has a simplistic design with pleasant bubbles of colour to play around with.
"Move rows and match orbs in groups of three or more. Then wait for new blocks coming from the top of the screen. Do not allow your orbs stack too high," reads the game's description.
Ye...
Full Fat's All Star Quarterback isn't like other American football games, including its own NFL Flick Quarterback.
You won't be spending all of your time on the pitch in this one.
All Star Quarterback is as much about hitting it hard in the gym, buying cars and clothes, and gaining sponsors as much as it is about learning the tactics of the playbook to win matches.
It's a game that acknow...
Battle Riders is an oil stained, spiky racer that's just hit the App Store in New Zealand. That means it should be popping up in the UK at around midnight tonight.
The game sees you driving an armoured muscle car in a series of races. You've got guns, you've got spiky bits, and smashing into your opponents is highly encouraged.
You steer by tilting your device, and shoot with a couple of...
Valiant Hearts: The Great War, Ubisoft's World War I set graphic novel-style adventure game has just hit the App Store in New Zealand. That means it should be out in the UK at midnight tonight.
The game tells the story of four soldiers and a dog, and mixes together real-life events with a fictional narrative. There are puzzles to solve, areas to explore, and a lost love to reunite with a Ge...
Everyone has dreams about flying at some time or other. They're the most joyous dreams you can have.
The snoozing protagonist of 8bit Doves finds himself flying through a bizarre dream world too, but it doesn't seem to be a very pleasant experience.
In fact, this particular nightmare involves crashing into walls, and floors again and again. And again.
Swoopy birds
Anyone who says that ...
Duke Dashington is a tough-as-old-boots one-touch platformer that does things a little differently. It's just swooshed onto the New Zealand App Store, which means it should be hitting the UK at midnight tonight.
Rather than controlling the literally dashing duke with buttons, everything is done with swipes. Swipe up to dash up, left to dash left, and so on.
It takes a while to get used t...
Mikey Boots has just swooped onto the New Zealand App Store, which means the rocket-shoe powered third entry in the Mikey series should be hitting the UK at about midnight tonight.
Unlike previous games in the series, this time around you're floating through the air in your titular boots. Tap the right side of the screen to move up and right, and tap the left side of the screen to move up a...
Heavy Metal Thunder is a dark and grim game book adaptation that's just landed on the App Store. If you like your sci-fi bleak and your human race almost wiped out, this could be the digital adventure you've been waiting for.
The game begins with you gasping for air in a spaceship. And it gets worse from there. Get a decision wrong and it's likely to be fatal, get it right and you'll probab...
One of the games I've played on my PlayStation 4 is Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag. It rekindled my love of the franchise to the point that I'm very keen to see the next AC instalment: Assassin's Creed Unity.
And when I learned that a new Assassin's Creed mobile game was being made - entitled Memories - I was really rather excited.
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered this early vers...
Silver Award-winning tactical invertebrate blaster Worms 3 is on sale on the App Store right now.
So if you've ever fancied firing ridiculous weapons at worm-based versions of your friends, now would be the perfect time.
The game doesn't stray too far from the Worms formula, adding the odd twist here and there, but delivering a lot of silly, turn-based violence in the process.
At revi...
After the massive success of Hearthstone's first adventure, Curse of Naxxramas, Blizzard is ready to give players even more to do in the strategic, Warcraft-based card battler.
An upcoming expansion announced at PAX Prime by Game Director Eric Dodds will add about 100 new cards to the game's growing collection, as well as a new type of pack.
Massively spoke with Dodds at PAX, asking if the l...
Almightree is a clever, good looking puzzle platformer that adds a sprinkle of panic to the block-moving template.
The world you're walking on is constantly falling to bits, so as well as working out what you have to do, you need to make sure you're not wasting any precious time.
There's an eco-friendly message, some pretty impressive graphics, and a nod to the likes of Zelda here and there ...
On September 18th, Scotland votes as to whether it will become an independent country.
That's all the excuse I need to pretend that there's a massive Braveheart-style rivalry happening between England and Scotland.
Why not? Let's roll out some Scottish games and have them fight against some English ones.
What'll this achieve? Well, I can call the losers harsh words like "poop heads" and ...
Another year, another Madden. And whether or not this year's Madden NFL Mobile is a fumble will depend largely on individual opinions on free-to-play and energy timers. but if nothing else, it's significantly less restrictive than last year.
Kicks off right
After playing through a few of Madden NFL Mobile's tutorials you're free to play any or all of the modes on offer - Season, Live Events,...
Double Zero One Zero has confirmed that its "censorship simulator" The Westport Independent will be coming to iOS after all.
I checked out the game a little while ago upon finding out that it would be coming to Android at the same time as the PC release.
The iOS version was still up in the air at the time, but I have been told today that it will definitely be coming to Apple devices.
...
SUPERHYPER is Folmer Kelly's attempt to make a twitchy action game that you can play with just one hand.
"Earlier today I was on the metro and there were no seats available, playing SUPERHYPER while holding onto the safety rail for dear life was freaking awesome," he tells me.
It's lo-fi and minimalist just as Super Hexagon is, and has the same fast pace and high difficulty.
However, it p...
Remember Frogger? Crossy Road is just like that classic arcade game, except its creators call it a "froguelike".
There aren't many roguelike features in Crossy Road, admittedly. But you can see where studio Hipster Whale is coming from.
You tap to make your frog hop forward endlessly across busy roads and logs flowing down rivers. Each of these environments are randomly generated as you proc...
August is, traditionally, the slowest month for games. And in the world of consoles, that holds true.
The most exciting thing to play on Xbox One last month was the Netflix app.
But that's not the case for mobile. And on the App Store, August delivered some of the best games of the year. Five Gold Award winning games, and loads of other essential apps.
Get any of these games, then - all p...
